I blame Richard Nixon.
I'm really surprised no Mario bowling has ever been rumored or planed ever. To me it seems a perfect game Mario would play. How you'd play it, I wouldn't know. I just decided a while back to draw Mario bowling, then I kept on going. Then presto, this came to be!
Shy Guy ('cause Birdo sucks)
Dry Bones ('cause he's in Mario Kart DS)
That's all I got to say. Have a Happy Thanksgiving if you live here in the United States of America!