You're only reading this because you're bored!
They can't keep this level of graphics up for much longer! We used to be lucky if we only got three shades of grey, let alone any real colors!
Does anyone ever actually use these memo pages? Waste of paper if you ask me!
Look at the fancy box. Look at the size of this instruction manual. You don't think they would have gone to all this trouble if the game was any good, do you?!
I can't believe you're still reading this! What you need is a good trashing!